Abandoned Space Elevator

Sometimes I skip entire paragraphs because Im too exited about the story going on and just wanna read whats next but whime reading whats next I keep on thinking "YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU FOOL GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK* and my eyes just slide over the lines and I end up having to (re)read an entire page

Me staring at a page full of words watching them all blur together as I skim through it quick enough to only catch like ten words maximum

this is SO stupid and low-effort but I can't get that one tiktok out of my head

they're making s6 juice

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

Nico: i’m not THAT short

Percy: okay but i just saw a big ass bald eagle outside please stay safe 🙏🙏🙏

Me explaining to my parents why I'm failing school

secondary tasks…💔

having fried sex with my southern wife

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.