The Middle Ages According To Historians VS The Middle Ages According To Hollywood.

Translation:

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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

Daily #1,984! Let’s see how much I remember later. (*still has not written anything down*)

so quite a lot of people expressed interest in a guide to lion dance! and since the lunar new year is coming up in a couple weeks, which means everyone’s exposure to lions is probably going to increase, i figured i’d go ahead and make it! right click + open in new tab to fullview, etc etc, i hope it’s helpful, although if you only take one thing away from this powerpoint, it’s this: lions are not dragons

disclaimer: i learned fut san style at an american university, and the senior members of the troupe were almost all from hong kong and taiwan, so most of my knowledge is drawn from what they taught me. lion dance varies widely depending on the style and the country of origin, and many schools do things differently! this is just an attempt to establish a baseline and give you a really basic intro to one of my favorite art forms. :)

Thank god she didn’t overreact

"He walks through the dark night of his unconscious, guided only by the low light of the northern star, with his destination being his home, his self."