Paye-nappeule - Paye Nappeule ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I finally found the maning of life

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

Me,in the mall with my parents (against my consent): "damn I'm hungry I should tell my mom so she buys me a sandiwich"

Me, yelling in the mall: MOM IM HUNGRY

My mom: FINALLY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER GONNA SAY THAT we'll get you something, what do you want?

Me: SANDWICH

~One hour later, in the car~

My dad: wait- didn't you say you were hungry?

Me: *remembers I'm hungry*

Me: OH RIGHT- MOOOOM? IM HUNGRY BUY ME A SANDWICH !!

*slaps roof of me*

"This bad boy can fit so much anxiety in it !"

LEGO - Rubber Duck