Person A: And then... turn left
Person B: *turns left*
Person A: WHY DID YOU TURN RIGHT
Person B: OH NO
Person A: Wait wait wait no- I meant right, turn right!
Person B: Oh so it's the right road?
Person A: uuh...
Person B:
Person A:
Person A: No- no no no, damn, the REAL right-
Person B: ...Fuck.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
Glow in the dark sword and glow in the dark boyfriend, I bet Nico has glow in the dark stars in the Hades cabin.
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
Trans timeline for no reason at all. Totally not to do with what's going on currently.
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
He/they -Hobbyist beginner artist -Spotify Family one rentabilizer -Likes any form of art -A furry -Your local cryptid -Anxious boi
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