I Mean I Know A Certain Level Of Projection On Fictional Characters And Situations Is Inevitable And

Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

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I fucking hate the internet, I really do!

God forbid you like a piece of media that was popular and got good ratings and had positive reviews back in the day while annoying pretentious terminology online assholes make you feel bad for liking it, instead of being civil and just saying it’s not for them and leave it at that. Seriously I wish I knew how to touch grass, find caring friends and not let negative shit effect my mental health

Wild concept that shouldn’t be wild and the coldest take ever: disabled adults are *adults* and not just children trapped in adult bodies

Disabled adults have sex

Disabled adults do drugs

Disabled adults curse

Disabled adults get piercings and tattoos

Disabled adults can make adult decisions and act and behave like adults because we are adults

It’s just so weird for people to constantly infantilize me all because of my mobility aids when I’m not a child!!!

"swasticars"

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Been watching some Camp Lazlo for the first time since I was a kid and why is clam so adorable 🥺

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"you need to take responsibility for your illness. You need to find something to make it easier for me to deal with your problems. You can't burden others with your issues, be productive."

Hey maybe if people were understanding of disabled people I wouldn't have to find a way for you to navigate around my illness. Maybe if we weren't automatically considered useless this wouldn't be a problem