Starting A Series...

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

ENOUGH drawing those minecraft youtubers as twenty-something twinks can get some middle aged men with smile lines and grey hair at least

Oh Applejack, we're really in it now

Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)

Every time someone draws Cub skinny an angel loses its wings

My wife (ao3) is away at war (Error 503) and I do not know when she will return

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!