Could You Draw Something For Jon Winning The Saddest Gay Tournament

Too Close I Cannot Breathe

Me and the devil walkin' side by side

stranger avatar girls we’re unknowable

steampunk jons again after *checks watch* ummm almost half a year. his heart is on the right side (lying)

[Steampunk AU]

I’ve started playing dnd again and the campaign I’m in has the pitch that we all must be characters from written works. The plot is we got thrown out of our own stories and must find our way back.

I am Hamlet, a warlock who made a pact with his Dad’s ghost (it’s absolutely his Dad’s ghost, he wasn’t tricked at all, ignore the fiend patron type) to get revenge on his Uncle. But this post isn’t about him.

Because our cleric, the one entrusted with keeping the party full of heals, the only person with healing magic, is House MD.

“Wait Iz!” You cry. “House MD is a television show, not written fiction.” You’d be correct. Which is why our cleric House is not from the television show.

He’s from a fan fiction.

It’s as funny as it sounds.

MAG 169, Fire Escape

MARTIN: Smite! Smite!

MARTIN: Gimme an S! Gimme a M! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! Gimme an E!

MARTIN: What’s that spell? Smite!

JON: Ok, the next domain is The Desolation.

JON: It’s a burning tenement and the avatar is inside. We’re gonna smite the @#$& out of that *&$#.

MARTIN: Inside…a burning building?

JON: Yep!

MARTIN: Will it hurt?

JON: Oh yes, I’ll feel every molecule of pain and despair.

MARTIN: …

MARTIN: I mean, will it hurt me?

JON: …

JON: I guess? But it’s a long way to London, I’m sure you’ll walk it off.

MARTIN: Hm.

MARTIN: Ok, new plan.

MARTIN: I’ll build an Archivist-sized trebuchet, and I’ll just yeet you in there so you can smite more efficiently.

MARTIN: The old yeet-n-smite maneuver.

MARTIN: Yeet! Yeet!

MARTIN: Annnd smite!

@a-mag-a-day

Conceptualizing john for this was rlly hard bc he doesnt have a physical form in my brain, however the art demanded it so i went basic lol

Late for Halloween, but here is a comic from my - Gertrude still around au - feat. Mr.Spider

more from this au

anyone else get crazy thorsty at night. like it’s 2am and if u don’t drink some water RIGHT NOW u will SHRIVEL and DIE