Markiplier Is Acting His Markipussy Out Of This Show

I feel sad what should I do

*opens tumblr for the 37392937th time*

In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.

Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???

No one understands how badly I want to kiss this man

Face card goes hard. He gives me so much gender envy God

giggled

ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

male loneliness leads to evil but female loneliness leads to rpf

Perverts feels like being in a nuclear reactor