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Noot noot XD

pop into my askbox with ‘noot noot’ and I will put my iPod on shuffle and the fourth song that comes up I will write a drabble with our characters based on the lyrics

"I am so proud, if I allowed" - D’Oyly Carte Company, The Mikado

I heard one day a gentleman saythat criminals who are cut in twocan hardly feel the fatal steeland so, when slain, are slain without much painIf this is true, it’s jolly for youYour courage screw to bid us adieu

Trigger warning for gore and death.

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A bright pale creature appeared through the haze of pain and exhaustion, and he blinked through the blood and sweat to see it turn aside his torturer’s shoulder.

"What do you want? As I’m sure you can tell, I am busy," said Gorthaur’s velvet voice. A bell-like one answered.

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just putting a little something in the tags of an artist’s work will definitely make their day

Femslash Revolution's Tolkien Prompts Masterlist

It’s Femslash February, and femslashrevolution is hosting a prompt exchange to celebrate! Prompting is now closed, but there’s a fantastic number of Tolkien femslash prompts to fill with art, fic and whatever else you can think of! 

How to fill them:

Once prompts are posted, you are welcome to fill any of the prompts included in this event. You can fill as many or as few prompts as you like, including none at all, whether or not you submitted prompts. If you post a fill, please submit it to us and mention that it is part of the Prompt Exchange so we can share your work with our followers. For non-anonymous prompts, please also contact the original prompter directly where you can to let them know what you’ve created for them. We are happy to accept fills at any time, even after Femslash February has finished, or after a prompt has been filled by someone else.

The Silmarillion

Estë/Míriel - attempting healing in the gardens of Lórien

Tar-Míriel/Uinen - rescue out of the Fall of Númenor

Haleth/OFC - struggling to keep the balance between love and duty with one of her guardswomen

Luthien/Thuringwethil + meeting again

Galadriel/Andreth - sharing wisdom

Anairë/Eärwen - pearls

Haleth/Lalwen + sharing a tent

Thuringwethil/Varda - Thuringwethil’s life before her fall

Varda/Ilmarë - glimmer of starlight

Lúthien/Thuringwethil - how Thuringwethil came to surrender her bat-skin

Aredhel/Galadriel - on the hunt together

Aerin/an Easterling woman - unlikely companionship

Yavanna/Fimbrethil - creation

Elemmírë/Findis - making music

Ancalimë/OFC - “However this may be, the story is clear that Ancalimë did not desire love.” (for Aro Week)

Nellas/Niënor - watching over one another

Morwen/Aerin - winters in Dor-lómin

Míriel/Indis - how it all began

Aredhel/Elenwë - stargazing

Finduilas/Nienor + a trip to the beach

Eowyn/Haleth, either through time travel (forward or back) or maybe reincarnation? I just think they would be amazing together!

Miriel/Indis + homecoming

Nellas/Nienor + flowers

Aredhel/Elenwe + happy times in Valinor

The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings

Sigrid/Tauriel future-based fanwork of any kind with Sigrid being totally competent and collected and Tauriel still being a giant adorable bad-ass failboat.

Tauriel/Arwen: “The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane. It is constant, even in the greatest darkness.” “And Wood Elves love best the light of the stars.”

Tauriel/Eowyn + hospitality

Eowyn/Lothiriel, the relationship between Rohan and Gondor is strengthened by their marriage

Arwen/Éowyn - escaping their duties on a ride through Gondor

Goldberry/Lady of the Blue Brooch - adventures in the Old Forest

Arwen/Éowyn/Lothíriel - taking comfort together while their husbands ride off to war

Eowyn/Lothiriel + court intrigue

Nimrodel/Mithrellas - finding each other again, against hope

Arwen/Eowyn + exploration

I understand that not everyone sees the big picture. I'm willing — we goblins are willing to make sacrifices to accelerate the collapse of this corrupt world. Yes, obviously some people will be hurt in the short term, and that's regrettable. But once the new world dawns ... 

oots 1212.

pour one out for the patron saint of the sunk-cost fallacy.

Casual reminder about Javert, published 1841 in ‘Pictures of the French’ by J. G. Janin.

No shiny uniforms, ponies, or hordes of obedient underlings there.

rereading the resurgam trilogy and I still can’t get over the fact that my undead ot3 is actually canon

somebody help me

i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

we’re on a mission from God. we’ve got a full timeline of the beauxbatons au valvertine fic mapped out from january 1971 through to halloween 1981, got fourteen chapters already out, three chapters fully outlined, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

hit it.

Any gifsets of this yet? I would like to reblog 👀

Jon being called a “crow” was one of many nice callbacks in 8x2. And in the same episode as “who manipulated whom?” at that.