Harry Potter characters as tweets cause why not pt.2:
Pt.1 Pt.3
Shipping a couple that is not canon or that end badly is sad, but you know what is even sadder? shipping a couple that not only is fanon with a sad ending, but that is also an unpopular or "dead" ship that has very few fanfiction (which are sadder than the original story).
why was the salesman so freaky. you're telling me he just walks around, asks people to play games with him, and then slaps them??? he had dog bone gags and rope blindfolds just LYING around???
he LEANED in when he was deepthroating that gun, he is the freakiest freak to ever freak and he NEEDS everyone to know that he can out-freak diddy
hes gonna come back to life in season 3 just to tell everyone hes got a piss kink or wtv, atp im expecting it to happen because there is no way he deepthroats a gun and then dips
"the sight of the stars makes me dream"
- Vincent Van Gogh
What Vince thinks about during his smoke break:
selection of draco and his parents moments from deathly hallows bc its think about the malfoys night
Taylor Swift - Down Bad
Kill Bill by SZA is such a villaneve song
I remember your favourite colour, your birthday, what you like, what you hate, how we met, how we talked for hours, I even remember when you told me that I was your favourite person. I remember all of this, but I don't remember your voice anymore because you forgot all this things and you forgot about me.
- Parlapina
Good luck, babe!
Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan / Not A Love Song by Pale Waves / Lead Me On by FLETCHER / Secret by Peach PRC / It Wasn't Love by Blondshell / Cosmic Superstar Girl by Maude Latour / Curious by Hayley Kiyoko / Not A Love Song by Pale Waves / One That Got Away by MUNA / Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan
"darkness there, and nothing more"
-Edgar Allan Poe