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mmm could you give me some dirtbag tennis coach! patrick x barely legal! reader. she’s just freshly 18 as of a few weeks ago and she’s been waitinggg to get her hands on an older man. who is he to deny her that?

dirtbag coach! patrick zweig x barely legal fem! reader (headcanons)

- patrick first comes into your life to coach your younger sibling during summer break, you observe him from the kitchen window, sipping on a glass of lemonade and watching him stretch and swing the racket <3

- your parents actually catch you staring at him, but they assume it's because you want to learn tennis too, so they ask patrick to teach you as well <3

- as your coach, patrick is very strict, he always corrects your form, standing closely behind you as he guides your form with his big warm hands... and you definitely notice the bulge pressing against your lower back <3

- patrick isn't stupid, he has enough experience to know that you like him, i mean a dumbass could tell that when you come out and watch him coach your sibling, sucking on a lollipop and making eyes at him <3

- it annoys you that patrick won't do anything about the mutual understanding youve reached, he won't even talk to you outside of your lessons :( but, of course patrick is no beginner when it comes to lust, so, against the judgement he might make with his dick (which he desperately wants to ram inside you), he uses his brain, thinking things can only get hotter if he keeps resisting your advances <3

- patrick (surprisingly) does have morals and does feel bad that he's so much older than you, he knows it's wrong but after he leaves your lessons he sits in his car and fists his cock furiously to the thought of being your first real man <3

- it hurts him to grit his teeth and pretend that all is well when you flash your lacy panties at him from under your skirt, or roll your hips back into his when he's behind you correcting your form <3

- but, as we know, patrick isn't perfect, and of course he snaps, telling your parents he's taking you to his car to show you a new racket he picked out (a dumb lie, but they believe it), you immediately find yourself pinned down in the backseat, his hairy, meaty thigh between your legs and the scruff on his face tickling your cheeks <3

- he's surprised to find out you're a virgin, despite acting so sensually towards him, but the minute he sees blood at the base of his dick he can't help but pound you so hard into the backseat that the car rocks, he knows you're a keeper when you slip him your underwear to hang on to as you prance back to your house <3

what do y'all want me to write... my inbox is dry as a bone rn... i need inspo!!!

totally disappointed that josh and mike didn't come to the golden globes.. (zendaya looked amazing) and they won!!!! i think it was totally deserved because i listen to that soundtrack literally every day :)

but fr.. where are josh and mike.. i wanted new content tonight!!!

hey y'all!! btw not doing day 23 because it's roleplaying and that feels so unserious to me im so sorry.. + it's christmas eve!!!! (i don't celebrate but it's an excuse to be lazy)

the new update is making me very angry, if i knew it was going to be like this i wouldn't have updated 😭i know it's a small change but still

hey y'all!!! sadly i have to announce that the "loverboy" fic with art is gonna have to be postponed, im currently studying for a healthcare competition and preparing music for a solo/ensemble competition and i just don't have any time to work on it this week 💔 i do have some more simple asks in my inbox so ill definitely get to those, but sadly no long fic until my life calms down a bit <3 thank y'all for understanding

fml... im crying in a lecture hall rn i can't do this

currently having thoughts about art tied up with red ribbons for christmas... like a present <3 even better.. him tying the ribbons around himself.. wanting to surprise you when you get home, looking in the mirror while he ties pretty bows around his strong calves and toned biceps, taking the time to look handsome for you...

when you get home, he's laid out on the bed all pretty for you, the red of the ribbons contrasting against his milky skin, face red with embarrassment as he lets you practically grope him, sliding your hands over his soft abdomen, placing kisses on him while he tips his head back on the pillow..

art has always had a problem with being greedy.. a problem you can clearly see when he's chasing a second orgasm by planting his feet on the mattress, fucking up into you like it's nothing, like he's not panting and whining in your ear as if you're the one fucking him.. his hands still find your hips as he slams into you for the last time, his balls drawing up and hips pressing as close to you as humanly possible.. he doesn't know it.. but when he cums he's looking to make it stick, to make you full, to breed.

you think you'll ask him to surprise you more often <3

just a little message for the fan fiction consuming community.

i have seen many of my favorite creators leave this app on account of random people who don't even know them. one of my favorite creators just left, and the people who were making so much trouble for them were from a fandom they wrote for!! people on this app that do not make content should acknowledge that we as writers, all have seperate lives, most of us work, or go to school, or both. even if you personally don't like their work, if you're in the fandom, at least leave a like! we're all keeping each other afloat on this app and we all need support, so the next time you're thinking about bullying another amazing creator off the app, please know that there is a person behind your screen that is creating all this content for you, and you need to respect that.

sigh... halloween season is over.. no more imagining art dressed up as an angel..

TIS THE SEASON to imagine art tied up with silky red bows like a present <3