I Know That I Cannot Shut Up Tonight (im Definitely Not A Little High..) But Would Anyone Be Interested

umm yeah this is sort of personal but i just got broken up with after they invited me over today and had me dye their hair 🤣🤣 they even got me a promise ring like... for what lmao im exhausted, and right after i had to put my cat down??? thats crazy shit fr

art sucking on your tits casually like in the morning sorry is that weird or like art breeding kink like when you’re pregnant and lactating and it hurts what sorry ignore this if it’s weird bye bye have a good day 💖💝💝💓💓💖

no not weird at all 🎀🎀🎀

literally i agree with you sm.. like when art lived alone/with patrick, i FIRMLY believe that the corner of his pillow always had a wet spot from where he would suck on while he fell asleep, or even while he was just doing something on his phone or working on honework.

so when he gets into a relationship with someone where he can suck on their tits all the time... oh he's a goner!! art will literally suck on your tits any chance he gets, he literally cannot go to sleep without lifting up your top and suckling on you.

it gets even worse when you get pregnant.. you can't help but complain about how heavy and sore your chest is, but art is a good husband.. and he'll do anything to make you feel better, including expertly sucking the milk out of your swollen breasts (he just hopes you don't notice the raging boner in his pants.. he isn't sure how to explain that yet) <3

OMGGGG y'all santa came early this year... this is so exciting im getting all jittery just thinking about it!!!!

up next…

tysm for the tag <333

challengers: art donaldson

community: troy barnes

coraline: coraline jones

modern family: hayley dunphey

twilight: alice cullen

a series of unfortunate events: violet baudelaire

hunger games: peeta mellark

saltburn: oliver quick

knives out: marta cabrera

fleabag: fleabag

tagging: @artdcnaldson @amymbona @arts-girl @fawnnpaws @diyasgarden @martiansodas-blog

10 characters, 10 fandoms

Rules: list your favorite character from ten separate fandoms, then tag 10 people.

Thanks go to @nists for tagging me.

Star Trek- Data

Alien(s)- Bishop

The Eternal Champion- Elric

Ghost- Cardinal Copia/Papa IV

Detroit: Become Human- RK900

Murderbot- Murderbot

Beetlejuice- Beetlejuice

Aeon Flux- Aeon

Hellsing- Alucard

Space Odyssey series- Dave Bowman (as the star child/disembodied consciousness)

If you haven't already done this, please consider yourself tagged. I am tagging you.

it’s been more than half a year since challengers released and im still not over it.

as a med student this is so not allowed but as a horny girl.. i need him rn..

Sweet angel college!era Art enrolling in a medical study to make a few extra bucks who suddenly finds himself needing to give a sperm sample in front of pretty nursing student reader while she watches...

Thoughts?

he’d be sooo nervous and squirmy in his seat. he understands that she has to watch him to ensure there’s no sample contamination, and he consented to it, but now he feels.. clammy. and flushed. and a lil too turned on.

he tries to keep his eyes on his dick as he strokes himself and does his best to be quick and quiet about milking himself into the tiny plastic sample cup— but he feels her presence, and he feels her eyes on his moving hand. she’s not even doing anything. in fact, she’s just doing her job. but god, she’s hot. and she doesn’t seem too disappointed in the show he’s unintentionally putting on.

it sends wave after wave of hot blood filtering in through his veins and down into his throbbing cock; and he can’t help but cry out softly as he shudders forward and pours ropes into the cup, his sneakers squeaking on the floor as his heels dig in and his eyes squeeze shut..

after he’s done, left a sweaty and trembling mess in the chair, the sweet nurse smiles softly and takes the cup from him with a gloved hand.

“perfect,” she says kindly and gently, grabbing the cap from the counter and screwing it on top, “only took two minutes!”

art tries not to sink further into embarrassment than he already has.. hanging his head and covering his forehead with his palm. blonde curls shielding his eyes from hers.

how do you feel about tashi? personally, i think she's a pretty princess who can do no wrong. who cares that she manipulated men? 🙄

hmmmm this is a hard question... personally i don't like her as a character BUT i understand her point of view and i too had an injury that stopped me from playing a sport i love, so i can sympathize with her that way.. i just love artie so much and it makes me sad to see him sad with her 💔💔 all that to say i think she's a complicated character but i love zendaya!

please please please send asks to my inbox please 😭😭 y'all im so ready to write but i need some guidance!! it can literally be about anything just please slide into my inbox <33

I need to cuddle with Stanford puppy art SO BAD RN

Cuddles with Art <333 I feel like he looooves being a little spoon in the stanford era but sometimes he just wants to actually be the one holding you. He runs hot like a human space heater— so cozy to just rest your head on his chest and wrap yourself around him. Ane he’s so affectionate <3 Kisses the top of your head, rubs your back. He’s so lovey and sweet <3

Auuuhghhhhh need him bad

im sending out a bat signal... does anyone know how to make your throat stop being SO FUCKING DRY (context i am sick rn and trying to get over it before seeing coraline in 3d on friday 🫶)