ꨄ Reiner Braun, Your Perverted Roomie ۶ৎ

ꨄ Reiner Braun, your perverted roomie ۶ৎ

ᥫ᭡𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓮 𝓳𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼

Pt.2 to Perv!Reiner

A/N: Reibear is very subby in this.. I just love the thought of this large man being a cute, whimpering, pathetic, touch-starved man.

 ꨄ Reiner Braun, Your Perverted Roomie ۶ৎ
 ꨄ Reiner Braun, Your Perverted Roomie ۶ৎ

You sit up, looking over at the clock on your nightstand.

It was past midnight at this point, you had been lying in bed for quite a while now, deciding to put in your earbuds and listen to music as you scrolled through your phone after you had gotten out of the shower.

You pull the earbuds from your ears, stretching before you get up to go get something to drink from the kitchen.

As you walked down the hall, you paused, hearing the faint, repeated murmur of your name coming from your roommate's room.

When you get to Reiner's door you knock softly and when you don't get a response you decide to open his door slowly only to see his hand wrapped around the thick base of his shaft but only for a split second before he quickly tries to cover himself.

"I'm sorry!" You both say in unison as you turn your back quickly and your hand flies up to your face, covering your eyes.

"I am so sorry.. Oh my God.. I heard noise and I thought maybe you were talking in your sleep or like a nightmare or.." Suddenly, the glance of what you'd see on his bed pops back into your mind, and you drop your hand back to your side, turning to look at him.

His face is flushed, hair slightly sticking to his forehead and his lips are parted like he wants to speak, to try to explain himself, he wanted to say something, anything but what could he possibly say?

"Wait.. are those my panties?" you ask motioning to the skimpy piece of black cloth on his bed, peaking from beneath the blanket.

"Uhh.. I.. yes.." he says quietly, obviously quite embarrassed that he not only got caught but that he neglected to hide the panties he'd stolen while you were at work earlier in the day.

You walk over to his bed, and his eyes follow you nervously, his heart pounding out his chest. He expected you to just leave and act like nothing happened, to slap him.. something.

When you get to the side of his bed you hold out your hand for your panties and he slowly gives them to you, feeling guilty.

" 'm sorry.."

You hold the panties up, realizing he'd not only stolen your panties but a pair that you'd worn.. this man was going through your dirty laundry.

"So all those times I'd come home to my clothes folded on my bed that just so happened to 'get mixed' with yours in the laundry.. this is what you were doing, huh?"

He nods softly. He knows there's no point in him trying to lie now.

"What do you do with them?"

"Oh I.. I'm sorry.. I'm disgusting, I know.. I won't take them anymore.. I prom-"

"What do you do with them, Reiner?" You question again, your eyes moving from the panties that you put aside on his desk and back to him.

He hesitates, swallowing for a moment before he sighs.

"I like to smell them.. or.. sometimes I put them.. in my mouth.. or use them to.. you know."

He felt so embarrassed, disgusting, guilty. Wishing the floor would just open up and swallow him whole.

You can't help but imagine his hand, adorned by your panties wrapped around his dick, pumping away while he moaned your name. He's so flustered right now, and you have to admit, you should be disgusted, but he's so adorable..

"I'm sorry.. I won't do it anymore.. I just can't stop thinking about you.. I'm sorry.. you're all I think about.. when I wake up.. when I go to sleep.. I dream about you.. you're so pretty.. and nice and..I didn't know how to.. I just.." he rambles, wanting to say anything to defend himself before his eyes look back at your face, your expression unreadable before you speak.

"You know.. you could've just asked.." you say softly.

He literally feels like his heart is beating so fast, he'll die as he nervously watches you reach beneath your short nightgown to slip your panties down slowly. He must be dreaming.

His breath seems to catch in his throat and he watches you bring the material up for him to see.

"You.. you're not mad?" He asks, his eyes not moving from the fabric you held out.

"Guess I should be? Shouldn't I?"

"Do you want these, Rei." you say in an almost teasing, lustful voice, waving the material around like it was a treat for a dog and he swallows but he nods softly, reaching out for the material only for you to yank it away.

"Say please."

The flush across his cheeks grows darker, his heart beating faster.

"Please.. please can I have them.." he asks, his voice soft, barely above a whisper.

"Pretty please." you correct him.

His voice is laced with desperation, not even caring anymore, that he sounds and looks absolutely pathetic. The look in his hazel eyes is pleading, as if you giving him the panties would save his life, as if it was a necessity.

"Pretty please.. can I have them? I'll do anything.."

You grin in satisfaction, looking at his hand that he had held out, waiting for the panties before looking back at his face, gaze trailing from his eyes to his lips.

You lean closer, grabbing his jaw in one hand, his eyes looking up at you innocently as he slowly lowers his hand back to the bed.

"Open." You demand softly, and he parts his lips, opening his mouth, allowing you to shove the material in. The taste of you hits his tongue as you lie the part the covered your pussy just moments before, right against his tongue, making his eyebrows furrow slightly as he moans.

"Good boy.." You praise giving his cheek a soft pat.

He groans softly, the praise only arousing him further.

Your eyes trail down his body, noticing his broad shoulders, his muscular arms and chest, the prominent veins that run down his biceps to his forearms and down to the top of his large hands.

Your gaze moves further south, noticing the pronounced v-lines and the veins that run down the center of his abs all the way down to the trail of hair starting just beneath his belly button leading down beneath the blanket that rests low on his hips, covering the rest of him.

His eyes stay on your face, watching you look at his body. His mouth is watering around the panties so much that it runs out from the corner of his lips. He wonders what you'll do now, if you'll do anything at all or just leave him there looking pathetic and needy.

You reach your hand out, fingertips lightly trailing down his chest and abs seeing his body flex beneath your touch. You look back up to his face, his eyes pleading with you, silently begging you to touch him more.

You swear he looks as if he'd drop down to his knees and cry and beg at your feet to fuck you if given the prompt to do so.

"Can I?" You ask, your fingers running down his happy trail, and he nods eagerly.

When your hand slips beneath the covers, they drag along the hot, thick, veiny length. You used your other had to pull the cover back slowly, his hard dick jumps softly from the cold air, the leaking precum building at the tip.

You run your finger down and over the tip, collecting it with your finger, popping the digit into your mouth, sucking it off as you look in his eyes, and he moans. Seeing you taste him only makes his dick throb more, borderline painful as it leaks more precum.

You pull the panties from his mouth, spit stringing from his tongue and lips to the now soaked fabric.

"Please.." he says breathlessly, his body feeling like it was trembling with need.

You lean down to his face, tongue dragging flat up his chin collecting his spit that ran down from when you pulled the panties out of his mouth before you reach his lips sucking on his bottom lip softly.

He watches you move away and climb onto the bed between his legs before you lean over him, lips trailing down his chest, tongue moving out to brush against his abs in sync with your soft kisses.

His hard dick brushes along your body and his chest heaves as he takes a few deep breaths.

"Fuck.." he moans softly.

When you move down far enough, you wrap your hand around his dick, picking up the heavy length and bringing it to your lips. Your tongue comes out brushing over the sensitive head, precum smearing on your tongue as he lifts his upper body up onto his elbows so he can look down at you.

His biceps flex, and your eyes look up at him while you circle your tongue around the tip slowly.

Every touch from you feels so good, and you can see every ounce of pleasure he feels in his gaze. His hips buck up slightly, greedy for you to take him into your mouth, but his actions only make you turn and bite his thigh, his dick twitching in your hand as he hisses in pain.

"Don't do that. Be good.." you say giving the bite a soft kiss before you look back to him.

He lies back on the bed, pulling the blankets from the side to cover his blushing face as he mumbles.

"Please.. I'll be good.. I promise.."

You drag you tongue up the base of his cock, running it over his tip before letting your lips mold around his thick shaft, pushing your head down to swallow as much of him as you could.

Your actions make him let out a loud whine, shoving the blanket into his mouth to quiet himself down.

You bob your head up and down slowly, tongue dragging along the base of him as his hand squeezes the sheets tight, a string of pleasured moans coming from his mouth only to be muffled by the blanket.

After a moment you pull your mouth off with a soft pop, moving to straddle his lap, rubbing your wet pussy over his dick and he quickly pulls the blanket from his mouth, looking at you with a slightly surprised, needy expression.

You giggle, reaching down to take him in your hand, teasingly dragging the tip between your hot folds, wetting the tip with your juices.

"Mm fuck.." He moans and you lean down to his lips, your own brushing against his lightly.

"You've thought about this so many times, haven't you.. Always stealing my clothes.. moaning my name while you touch yourself.. your such a nasty boy Rei.. no respect for a woman's space." You mock him making him whimper in lust and embarrassment.

His hands come up hesitantly to your hips beneath the little cheetah print, silk nightgown, almost like he was afraid you'd push them away.

"Mmm it's okay baby.. you can touch me.. I know you want to.. you think about it all the time, don't you?"

He nods, his hands gripping your hips tightly before one of them rubs up your back, the other moving down over your ass, giving it a soft squeeze.

"Yes.. all the.. all the time when I jack off.. you're so pretty.. I just wanted to be close to you.."

You smile softly, kissing his lips, making him whimper.

"Please.. inside.."

He moans, hearing your pussy smack as his tip drags through your folds and brushes against your clit never once dipping inside.

You sink down just a bit, only enough for your pussy to swallow the tip before you pull back off.

"Wait.. please.. I can't.. I need." He mumbles, his hands pulling at your hips.

You sink down on him slowly, feeling his thick, heavy cock stretch your walls as you swallowed all of him.

Once you get down to the base you lean to his ear with a soft moan.

"Fuck me, Reiner." you whisper.

His arms wrap around you, pulling your body to his, and he wastes no time in thrusting his hips upward, dick slipping in and out of your already creaming hole quickly.

"Fuck.. mm fuck.. like this?" He moans out in shaky breaths every time your pussy slips up and down on him, wanting the reassurance that he was doing a good job.

"Ouu fuck.. just like that Rei.. just like that.."

Your praise makes his eyes roll back slightly, his arms tightening around you like he was afraid you'd disappear, damn near squeezing the breath out of you as his hips started to jerk upwards harshly, cock ramming into you mercilessly.

"Fuck.. fuck.. fuck.." the deep, repetitive groaning was all you could hear coming from his lips. His movements pulling the sexiest, sweetest moans from you only driving him more insane.

"Fuck.. Reiner.." you gasp out.

Your voice makes him feel like he'd cum any second.

His hands move to grab your hips again, allowing you to lift yourself up, which also allows him to be able to reach deeper inside of you.

"Ahh.. you feel so good.." he moans as you plant your hands on his chest, riding him. His eyes are heavily lidded from pleasure his hands coming up to his chest to lie on top of yours, squeezing them gently while you fuck yourself on him.

"Mm.. ride me harder.." he moans, his hands moving down to your hips as he uses them to guide you. He fucks up into you while you ride, grinding down on him harder feeling the tip rubbing against your cervix.

"Fuck.. fuck I'm gonna cum.. I.." he grunts out deeply.

You bring your fingers up to his mouth, slipping them past his lips. He looks up at you as he licks and sucks your fingers, moaning like crazy as he sloppily ruts up into you.

You pull your fingers from his mouth and lean down to his ear.

"Wanna cum in my pussy? I know you've thought about it, Rei."

His breathing hitches and he nods.

"Yes.. God yes.. I've thought.. about it so many times.." His breathing is shaky as he inches closer and closer to him orgasm.

"Your pussy is so pretty.. feels so good.. please let me cum inside.."

"Mmm then be my good boy and cum for me Rei.."

You words make him snap, his arms wrapping back around you quick and tight as he holds you close against his body.

He's jerking his hips up into you, the sound of skin slapping skin filling the room as he hears the lewd noise coming from his cock rubbing against your slick, tightening walls.

"Fuuck Rei.." you whine out loudly, his pace not easing up for even a second as you squirt, wetting up his pelvis and thighs.

When he feels the gush of warm liquid he moans loudly, fucking up into you aggressively as he cums, cum pouring out of your hole to run down his balls.

He uses you to milk every drop from him, his pace slowing down with each squirt of cum against your cervix, and his hold on you loosens a little bit but not enough to let you get away as you lie on top of him, both of you coming down from the high.

His hand comes up to your head, holding you to his chest as his softened cock slips from between your folds, cum immediately following.

"You're mine.." he says possessively, and you look up at him to see a look of something in his eyes, maybe love.. maybe a sick obsession..

"I'll do anything to keep you.. I won't let anyone else have you.."

 ꨄ Reiner Braun, Your Perverted Roomie ۶ৎ

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you still have no idea how you managed to garner his interest. him going from a small tiny crush to being your boyfriend? you had to pat yourself on the back.

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as for suguru? he just stares at you no— admires you with a lazy grin. it's clear how nervous he makes you feel and he thinks it's endearing.

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he slowly brings his hands to cup your cheeks, slowly caressing it as he gently tugs your lower lip with his teeth upon pulling away.

your forehead connects and suguru smiles fondly "you have no idea how long i waited for this" he practically purrs and your heart, for the hundredth time today, threatens to burst.

"me too" was all you could mutter out meekly.

suguru lets out a faint laugh "yeah?"

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suguru kissing you to taste it on your lips.

you giggling as he tells you, "hmm let me try again, i can't taste it" knowing he's lying.

suguru now putting the lip balm on for you as he looks deeply into your eyes and then lips, "you're so pretty, baby."

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puppyboy! satoru loves having his ears scratched.

“how’s that feel, baby?”, you coo at him, smiling at the expression of pure bliss on his face. it’s clear by the nonstop tail wagging and the way he buries his head into your touch that he’s thoroughly enjoying this.

but he whines in response anyway, face scrunching as you tease those sensitive spots at the tips of his ears. he shuffles closer to you on the couch; you have to lean back so he can straddle you like he wants, squeezing your waist and leaning forward to plant a couple of ticklish licks over your neck. satoru’s basically pinning you down right now, though you don’t mind. his clinginess and constant need for skin-to-skin contact is always welcome.

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5 months ago

bringing back this series from @/creamflix because this is a sukuna-centric blog and i love my man and this is literally me and him

Bringing Back This Series From @/creamflix Because This Is A Sukuna-centric Blog And I Love My Man And

dumbass boyfriend! sukuna who is ridiculous when it comes to technology. just recently you bought him an ipad with a sim in it, and he seems to be using it just fine. maybe a little too fine, because one casual look at his screen-time made your eyes comically pop out.

17h 34m.

seriously, does your boyfriend even sleep? when does he sleep? what is he doing when you're gone? after a very strict interrogation with your grumbling bumbling boyfriend, you find out that your dumbass boyfriend! sukuna has fallen down the rabbit hole of tv shows and movies. hulu, amazon prime, apple tv, netflix, you name it, he has an account on it. you can't even stay mad at him, it's not like you can always be at home with him and honestly? good on him for finding this way to spend his time.

but on the flip side, he is on his way to becoming a letterboxd elitist with the amount of content he's watched. and since he is the ryomen sukuna, he obviously has many colorful opinions about what he has watched. it's not like he's gonna be a raging film bro unless you introduce him to the app-

too late.

dumbass boyfriend! sukuna who is now raking in numbers and criticism solely based off his watched movies alone. he doesn't leave reviews often, but when he does he asks you to type it for him. during these moments, he calls you his scribe, cackling when you deliver a sharp smack! to his arm in response. or when you're not at home, he uses speech to text, which results in his reviews being awfully written and not at all proofread. somehow they are also the ones that do the best and end up as meme templates on twitter.

some people know of dumbass boyfriend! sukuna and his letterboxd account because of his twitter presence (that he's honestly abandoned out of his sheer fear disgust of the men who want to "touch him" and the women who want to "no lube no protection all night" him ever since he accidentally posted a picture of his feet). the people who don't know him however, are quick to cite him as a bot, saying there is no way that someone can watch this much content "even if they were unemployed." but how can you tell them that your dumbass boyfriend! sukuna is…not like other guys? literally.

dumbass boyfriend! sukuna who complains to you about his screen being dirty. it was bound to happen of course, his ridiculously big thumb-prints all over the screen, having never cleaned his ipad even once ever since purchase. so you casually mention that he needs to “clean it.” pretty simple right?

wrong. so wrong.

you wake up from your nap to the sound of clattering from the kitchen and your boyfriend nowhere in sight. you figured he woke up earlier than you to finish a show he was talking to you about (spoiler: the boys) and was making a snack for himself. you don't think much of it, ready to go back to sleep until you swore you heard the sound of sizzling. you know better than to leave your almost 7 foot boyfriend alone in your kitchen, and you rush to find your dumbass boyfriend! sukuna holding up a bar of dish soap. against his ipad screen.

“'kuna, what are you doing?”

“you told me to clean this device.”

“not like that!”

needless to say you spent a good one hour on call with apple care's customer support, all while dumbass boyfriend! sukuna has you on his lap as he grumbles about “stupid human policies.” for his birthday, you gifted him a box of screen cleaning wipes, and updated his letterboxd bio to "my girlfriend put me on timeout for the rest of the week, so i won't be active here."

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