Don't Buy Take It From The Street

Gotta go brag my latest Sauron/Adar fic then

so finally we have started the pirate campaign and now I can post my little meow-meow Xafir, chelaxian slutty ifrit

someday he will run away

Galadriel threatened Adar that she would slaughter his children in front of him, Sauron might be the one to do it, to make his revenge as painful as possible.

the episode from the shared past of two npcs in our campaign (he survived a crossbow bolt in the head, though he lost an eye)

my pretty LE-bat with dissociative identity disorder

that feeling when you created a character for a new campaign, asked the GM to damage his face in the first few sessions… and then drew him and now you don't know if it's worth it

I'm weak

I'm so weak

Ah, if anyone is interested, if we take the headcanon of Adar awakening at Cuivienen, he is around 5 900 years old, of which ~288 he was free & happy, and here’s the count

Years of the Trees

lasted 1 500 Valian years OR 14 373 solar years. 14 373/1500; 1 Valian year is ≈ 9,6 solar years (a little less)

Year 1050 Elves awaken at Cuivienen.

30 Valian years of peace (288 solar years) for the Elves.

Year 1080 first Orcs successfully created.

420 Valian years or 4 032 solar years in captivity until the beginning of the First Age.

First Age

lasted 590 solar years (no Valian years anymore)

Second Age, according to the show

is set ~ 1000 years after War of Wrath

288 + 4 032 + 590 + 1000 = 5 910 years old (a little less, as I rounded off the Valian/solar ratio)

my favorite type of artwork when you're lazy bitch

FLYING HEADS

flying heads of our ocs-inquisitors