It Took Two Days For Me To Finish

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

May you wake up with pointed ears, curled horns, sharp fangs, pitch black eyes, and whatever other inhuman parts you would like to have.

I absolutely love John Mulaney, one of my favorite comedians my boyfriend and I have watched all 3 of him shows that are on Netflix so many times we can quote it word for word right along with him and still laugh our butts off and this without a doubt gives me strong John mulaney feels and I love it

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

I haven't seen this yet omg lol

AHHHHHHHHH I’M SCREAMINGGGGGG SOOO HARDLY WTFFFFFFF!! THEY RLY ARE TOO SHORT TO RIDE LIKE WE EXPECTED!! FUCKING FUSION COME TO ME MY BABYYYYYYYY HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

My life is now complete

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

You can never have to many ships #Shipping #fangirl

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Perrito