By The Way, Just In Case This Helps Someone -

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

Two more weeks of gender!

Ur blog title is very Relatable

thank you,, i strive to be Relatable and am glad i have succeeded in my endeavors your blog title?? also very Relatable

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

Slightly ominous answers to “are you a boy or a girl?”

-I’m everything you ever feared.

-If only it were that simple.

-You don’t want to know.

-I used to be.

-I honestly don’t know anymore.

-Not since the accident.

-If I were, you’d know.

-The doctors couldn’t make me choose, and neither can you.

-If you say so.

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

au where everything is the same but the magnus archives episodes are titled like famous youtuber vlogs so at the beginning of every episode jonny has to dramatically & ominously say shit like WOMAN MADE OF WORMS TRAPPED ME IN MY FLAT FOR TWO WEEKS! Story time! and I DONT REALLY EXIST *NOT CLICKBAIT* and Q&A: FILMING A GHOST SHOW AND WATCHING YOUR SOUND TECH GET BEAT UP BY AN ACTUAL GHOST

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you