"Thanks To Me, The Citizens Of Barovia Now Have Pancakes!"

the other day i had a fortune cookie and there was simply no fortune in it and i felt that 

[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.

Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.

Helen: Could be a nursery.

/End ID]

Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.

Slightly ominous answers to “are you a boy or a girl?”

-I’m everything you ever feared.

-If only it were that simple.

-You don’t want to know.

-I used to be.

-I honestly don’t know anymore.

-Not since the accident.

-If I were, you’d know.

-The doctors couldn’t make me choose, and neither can you.

-If you say so.

how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts