ⓘ You Can Bite Your Friends.

Let’s pour one out for Pussy Salad Latvians that deserved so much better and definitely got screwed over by the juries 💀

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...

Just tried takis kettlez for the first time and gotta say, it would 100% kill peepaw springdaddy

Before Skulduggery got his facade Valkyrie stole his hat multiple times.

Change my mind

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Literally how does anyone respect this guy

any advice for intermediate artists?

draw honkers

@zarla-s has been hijacked by p**n bots. DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS.

@staff @support get your priorities straight

David Tennant in interviews is just a Nice Scottish Man and then every director he works with goes you are a SLUT!!! And you are SO SO SAD!!

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass