This Year I Will Become A Powerful Lesbian

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

Your roommate, Josh French. He never actually showers, but he always smells fantastic. You asked him about it one time, and all he could say was he showers when you’re asleep. He says that, but it’s been two months since he moved here, and the water bill hasn’t gone up by a substantial amount. You’ve never seen him eat before, but you’re pretty sure you can hear him eat when he’s alone. What’s really weird is he doesn’t have anything in the fridge. No drinks or anything. He has a job, but you don’t know what it is. All you know is that he’s always on time with his portion of the rent. He really only goes out to buy fertilizer, but he doesn’t grow anything. You keep seeing a bunch of empty bags of fertilizer in the trash though, so what’s he using it on? And why’s he always sitting on the eastern fire escape at like 7:00 am? It’s like he’s trying to take in as much sun as he can.

If you are a lesbian why do you write smut about gay men instead of lesbians?

anon did you know that writing fiction and fucking men in real life are two different things

SP Bingo!!

~ Tem

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concept!!! "there's only one bed" fic but set in here

Dexter whenever a new book rolls around:

tbh i feel like dexter as a character seemed like the one least likely to be the last dead man standing - skulduggery doesn't count because he's already dead - and idk it's just like. he never really got a lot of importance in the series and landy sidelined him a lot

idk i think if i hadn't read the series and was guessing who'd be the last one to die i'd say ghastly or maybe ravel? but not dexter

i'm not saying i want him dead but honestly it seems weird that landy kept the one he obviously put the least effort into around, if anyone deserved to survive to the end of the series it was definitely ravel, purely because he was the most fleshed out of the dead men

idk. thoughts

we jad these in primary school I loved them

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