Biker!choso But With His Hair Down

Not one person in their right fucking mind would want to be Scottish except sick-minded Scottish people

better than being english 😌

I'm sorry but Vex is right. Pineapple does not belong on pizza

it’s canonical that saracen rue likes pineapple pizza and dexter vex doesn’t, i no longer like dexter vex.

Croatia's song is really catchy but it's giving me Disney vibes for some reason????

If you are a lesbian why do you write smut about gay men instead of lesbians?

anon did you know that writing fiction and fucking men in real life are two different things

Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

This is quite literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer