MAN WE WERE HAVING BOPS WHY THE BALLAD GODDAMN IT

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Aliases: GirlOManyFandoms or people call me Lilith or Rosaline on the Skulduggery Pleasant discord

Birthday: September 8th

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5"7ish

Hobbies: Reading, watching films, using Tumblr far too much

Favourite colour: Shade of green used for Slytherin

Favourite book: Skulduggery Pleasant- Death Bringer

Last movie I saw: Rocky Horror Show

Inspiration: Whatever pops into my head

Tagging: @choose-your-own-name @bagels-almost-definitely-exist

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1. aliases: sam

2. birthday: jan, 20th 

3. zodiac: aquarius 

4. height: 4′11 ,,, please let me grow

5. hobbies: drawing, playing piano and watching horror movies :D

6. fav colour: green or light pink ! :o

7. favourite book: i really love A Series Of Unfortunate Events ! i love the whole entire series 

8. last song i listened to: whore by in this moment

9. last movie i saw: queen & slim ! it was lowkey really good , i recommend it :o

10. muse(s) or inspirations: im pretty inspired by anything, if a cutesy song comes on then im inspired by that or by outfits i see?? i dunno i get inspired by random things :’D

ill tag hmmm @miseryunplugged @thotfrnk @murdrscne (you dont have to do this but ! have fun)

happy oniichan day to those who celebrate (me i celebrate)

ive made up a quick and easy chart to help you find what your name would be if you had been born to elon and grimes

march is just not there. it knows what it did. if your birth month is march you get a freebie.

This was a ride

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Everyone prepare the crabs!

Season 2 going forward is for the girlies for sure

This brings me joy

Tombstones of Ancient Roman Dogs

Aeolidis tumulum festivae cerne catellae, quam dolui inmodice raptam mihi praepete fato.

Behold the tomb of Aeolis, the cheerful little dog, whose loss to fleeting fate pained me beyond measure.

Raeda[r]um custos numquam latravit inepte. nunc silet et cineres vindicat um- bra suos.

This guard of the coaches never barked unsuitably. Now he is silent and his shade protects his ashes.

Quam dulcis fuit ista quam benigna quae cum viveret in sinu iacebat somni conscia semper et cubilis o factum male Myia quod peristi latrares modo si quis adcubaret rivalis dominae licentiosa o factum male Myia quod peristi altum iam tenet insciam sepulcrum nec sevire potes nec insilire nec blandis mihi morsib(us) renides.

How sweet and friendly she was! While she was alive she used to lie in the lap, always sharing sleep and bed. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! You would only bark if some rival took the liberty of lying up against your mistress. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! The depths of the grave now hold you and you know nothing about it. You cannot go wild nor jump on me, and you do not bare your teeth at me with bites that do not hurt.

Portavi lacrimis madidus te nostra catella, quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus. ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis osculla mille nec poteris collo grata cubare meo. tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis, morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam; perdidimus quales, hei mihi, delicias. tu dulcis, Patrice, nostras attingere mensas consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos, lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus, accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter

Bedewed with tears I have carried you, our little dog, as in happier circumstances I did fifteen years ago. So now, Patrice, you will no longer give me a thousand kisses, nor will you be able to lie affectionately round my neck. You were a good dog, and in sorrow I have placed you in a marble tomb, and I have united you forever to myself when I die. You readily matched a human with your clever ways; alas, what a pet we have lost! You, sweet Patrice, were in the habit of joining us at table and fawningly asking for food in our lap, you were accustomed to lick with your greedy tongue the cup which my hands often held for you and regularly to welcome your tired master with wagging tail.

Source: Electronic Archive of Greek and Latin Epigraphy

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened

actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk