As Much As The SP Fandom Takes The Piss Out Of Dirty Laundry, At Least He's Not Just Kidding Rowling

Queen Lizzie died on my 18th birthday I'd say that's a pretty good omen for my future

¡CHOSO NATION TODAY IS OUR DAY!😩🤍

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

Eh, why not. Ask away.... I guess

Normal ask meme

Nothing odd here, just some normal asks.

1. Where did you hide the body?

2. Favorite rock?

3. Worst dream you ever had?

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?

7. Something you hate that you love?

8. The first initial of someone you hate?

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

10. Do you enjoy corndogs?

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?

12. Least favorite music genre?

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?

15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)

16. any unsual habits?

17. One emoji that you probably have never used?

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.

19. Do you know what old bay is?

20. Can you dance?

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?

22. Make an obscure reference

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?

25. Are you hungry?

26. Do you have an unlucky number?

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

28. Random Inside joke?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?

31. Someone (real) who scares you? 

32. Run or Hide?

33. Who is the last person who made you angry?

34. What’s going on in your head?

35. One little thing that makes you smile?

36. Are you a decisive person?

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?

40. Bowties or Ties?

41. Who?

42. What?

43. Where?

44. When?

45. Why?

46. How?

47. Do you collect anything?

48. What time is it?

49. Favorite mode of transportation?

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?

51. Make a joke

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW

53. Would your dash be considered SFW?

54. Do you like to cuddle?

55. What makes you angry?

56. How many voices are in your head?

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?

58. Are you easily offended?

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

60. Any questions you want people to ask you?

A Mind Full of Murder

~I really dig the new book cover! Had a go at playing around with the colour palette in my own style~

choso (脹相) in jujutsu kaisen ↳ episode 36 - dull knife

There were several moments where I had to put the book down and take a walk because of the random bs Derek had thrown in there

Readers of until the end, do you have any out-of-context thoughts or reactions to share? I haven't read it and likely never will

If eat your salad doesn’t get into the final I Will Riot

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.