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Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

no reason being so pretty mappa did him justice 😩

Christine should've chosen the Phantom change my mind

Reblog for  a ghost to show up in your mirror tonight and teach you how to sing

LATVIA NO!!!!!

We got another addition to Hiroko Utsumi’s signature “gay eye reflection” shot ♡

There were several moments where I had to put the book down and take a walk because of the random bs Derek had thrown in there

Readers of until the end, do you have any out-of-context thoughts or reactions to share? I haven't read it and likely never will

uk viewers can't vote tonight??? hello??? yall I'm new to eurovision can someone please tell me if this is normal

I really want to write a fic about John from accounting now

everything about skulduggery annoys the shit out of me.... this bastard doesn’t have stereocilia, an ear drum, or that weird snail looking bit yet he can hear??!??! fuck all the way off

I mean, I can try

I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework

Masquerade from Phantom of the Opera

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)