this is too funny i cant-
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
???:
choose your fighter
I feel like Alpha doesn’t get enough appreciation. He was the original Rex. For anyone who doesn’t know Alpha, he was one of the only clones to be hand trained by Jango Fett himself. A special kind of ARC Trooper who had more freedom in terms of opinions and following orders. The only reason he was renamed Rex in canon is because Filoni felt like there were already too many named beginning with A (Anakin, Ahsoka, Artoo, Asajj)
It’s a crime this man wasn’t in TCW
Here are some of my favourite Alpha moments
words cannot express my undying love for this clone
I'm so sorry that this is my first post on Tumblr but young Yoda looks like Obama and I need other people to feel my pain
I got some uhhhhh memes
Just a silly little animation that has helped keep me sane this week.
Do you take requests? If so, could you draw Rex and Wolffe? 🥺👉👈
Here yah go, anon! ;)
break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared
fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)
blunette is not a thing
new speaker, new paragraph. please.
“said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it
use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.
if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read
follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs
your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it
i love u guys keep on trucking
Some wimblur soot
Not gone, just marching away.