I Am The Gatekeeper Of The Whole LGBT Community And You Must Answer My Riddles Three Before You May Pass!

I've never had a nanny since I'm the last child of 5 but it made me remember something that I found quite funny

In one house we lived in back when I was around maybe 3 or 4 yo, there was a family's house close to us ... like from our kitchen we could see inside their living room kind of close

We got along nice with them, I think the two daughters of the family may have watch over me once or twice (can't really remember)

Anyway the point is that one day my mom was in the kitchen and when she look up, she saw me on the neighbours couch watching tv with the two daughters when I should be well inside of my own house. I apparently just knocked on their door and they let me in ... just to watch tv

Lets just say my mom was kind of flabbergasted

grandparents/family members etc do not count, of course. im talking someone that was paid to look after you

Does everyone see a vagina or am i just a lesbian?

Quartz With Apophyllite & Stilbite Aurangabad, Maharashtra, India

Oh shit mine´s Man 😶

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

Never been so in love with a pair of shoes 😍

Stop telling me what to do ok? I can live my own depressed life the way I want it!

bro stop thinking about hypothetical scenarios

This post killed me... from laughing but still

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

This is me at 3 am going for the 14th fanfic of the night

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

Frooog

The response to my frogs so far

also put what kind of jam in the notes, I am curious about what everyone likes! I use peach preserves or hot pepper jam

I'm sooooo mad I missed this one