Nah, I Just Know The Sound Of Someone Getting The Crap Kicked Outta Them When I Hear It. Just Wanted

Now that we get Tales of the Jedi can we pleased get a Tales of the Clones? You know, just little episodes from the clones POV? I don't even care what ist's about! It can be Kamino or during the clone wars, i just need more content with my boys!

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

I assumed you got lung damage from cigarettes or something. Not a toothpick. Then again I'm not the brightest person in the galaxy

Do you buy toothpicks in bulk? And have you ever choked on one before?

Why do you think my voice sounds like this

if Crosshair and Wolffe met

Crosshair: we don’t usually work with regs

Wolffe: yeah well i don’t usually put up with talking twigs.

Wolffe: *catches toothpick*.

Crosshair: *violently shakes

Apple juice. If they pour anything else, I'll come back and haunt them

Just found out that back in Rome grave markers sometimes had holes in them for people to pour drinks into so new conversation starter: What would mourners pour into your grave hole

I would suggest he do the same for you, but you're already cold hearted

What if, theoretically, someone had a Gonk droid that they droidnapped but would now wish to give the Gonk away (this is definitely not my case)? What would someone (not me) do in that case?

I would advise you to look up the definition of "theoretically" and consider choosing a different adverb.

She wouldn't have if she knew that Trisha was gonna be her mother

I can assure you that I am not in fact, a clone.

I think anyway

Any advice for someone looking to improve their marksmanship score? I want to get onto the team this year but my scores have been garbage lately.

Play a real sport, ideally one that involves exercise and teamwork. Guns are not toys.

“Haha isn’t it funny that Neil Gaiman is the only celebrity we haven’t run off this site?” Actually no, it isn’t funny that tumblr has repeatedly launched harassment campaigns against every vaguely popular person who dared to be accessible and no, we didn’t “decide to let Neil stay”, he’s received a metric shitton of harassment he just refuses to be bullied off of social media by a bunch of teenagers with nothing better to do than to be shitty to people online just because they’re there