You Assume I Have More Than One Brain Cell That I Have To Share With My Friends? Also Intriguing

This is something he would totally do though, on the battlefield or not

no he’s good

Smash that RB if you would elect Bungo to congress

This-

I can't look at this and not think of it being Tech (column 2) correcting Crosshair (column 1), who can't control his passive aggressive nature

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

I found out by my group chat sending this monstrosity

Still giggling that the way I found out the queen died was me getting railed and the news popping on in the background

That's the thing, I don't like people and people leave me alone most when I'm shooting.

Any advice for someone looking to improve their marksmanship score? I want to get onto the team this year but my scores have been garbage lately.

Play a real sport, ideally one that involves exercise and teamwork. Guns are not toys.

Cadet Tech: Its called the pauli exclusion principle

Cadet Tech: basically we are made up of these tiny little atoms

Cadet Tech: and all these atoms can't reside in the same location which qualifies as touching

Cadet Tech: so technically we never really touch anything

99: right...but you're still going to apologize to your brother *referring to crosshair*

99: for punching him the the face

Nah, I just know the sound of someone getting the crap kicked outta them when I hear it. Just wanted to embarrass you :)

Not an actual tooka but rate my tooka?

Dark markings over half his face. Always looking up at me. Maintains a good attitude despite the circumstances. Absolutely don't need another one of these, 4/10

Everyone in Torrent was convinced Fives was responsible for the pranks they suffered. It made sense, right? They began when Echo and Fives joined them, and Echo was too rule-abiding to be responsible. When Echo tragically fell at the Citadel, they continued. So, it has to be Fives... right?

Surprise, surprise, it had been Echo in the state, who though the was sly until Jesse cornered him. After the Citadel mission, Jesse took over and continued the pranks.

No matter how much Fives wailed and denied his involvement, no one believe him. No one. Which was rather ironic, since they all knew that Fives couldn't lie to save his life and Echo... had always been remarkably good at it.

Fives wasn't the trickster, the prankster, the troublemaker everyone made him out to be. It was Echo or the spirit of Echo that lived in, honored by a dutiful Jesse.

Unbeknownst to any of them, there was one who knew... But, how often did anything slip past Captain Rex?

He just smirked as Fives tried to state a case in his defense and Kix yelled at him for the glitter bomb in his trunk.