Worms

Why, mom?

Me at 6: Mom, can I help you with laundry?

-No, sweetie, it's grownup stuff, you're too little for laundry.

Me at 10: Mom, do you need help with laundry?

-If you want to help, do your homework, school is your only job.

Me at 15: Mom, do you need...

-What I need is to finish laundry in peace, can't you see i'm in a hurry?

Mom to 23 yo me: Can you do the laundry today?

-I don´t know how to use the washing machine.

-You're 23, how can you not know! You're useless. I can't count on you for anything, I have to do everything myself, it's my fault for having children.

Parents are always complaining about their children grow up too fast, as a critique. As if you were doing it to annoy them.

But they're also doing it. They grow old too fast.

Someone called me out on my obsession with pancake cookie and told me, 100% seriously: "it's called an hyperfix, it's common in neurodivergent people", and the unspoken "like you" at the end was both the insult and the punchline.

And I'm like no, you idiot, I'm just obsessing over a cute child videogame character because I like the game and because I want a baby. But sure, sure, your 5 years at Twitter university have given you all the knowledge on human psychology that a human can possibly attain.

trapped in the catacombs again 🙄

We keep quiet to preserve the illusion of the Noble court.

All noble gasses are aroace and carbon is poly

Ah.

My current hobby is imagining myself acting in socially inapropiate ways, imagining people reacting accordingly, and then getting sad because they're being mean to me in my imagination.

Obsession🖤

Guys my mom has a 60 years old asexual friend. But they didn't know the word asexual so the just called her AMOEBA I'm dying