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"Alvina, I'm sooo bored!!"
probably my only contribution this year:(
KRISTEN SCHAAL. Name a more iconic bitch. Go on. I'll wait.
he’s gonna be okay yeah right yeah
Ed’s tummy reblog if you agree
Okay, hold on, I was thinking about The Amelia Project and The Interviewer and Kozlowski. You know how The Interviewer says “There’s always time for a story” and how he loves listening to stories and how he wanted to collect them all. And how Kozlowski has multiple stories with phoenix he tells people and how he creates different stories about his past and how he clearly loves telling people all his stories. So now I can only think that Kozlowski would create new story so The Interviewer could listen to it on quiet evening. Or during days and weeks without new clients Kozlowski would spent whole days in The Interviewer office telling him long and detailed stories so The Interviewer wouldn’t be bored. Or The Interviewer would go to Kozlowski’s basement when feeling sad or bored and Kozlowski would create stories about project he was working on at the moment. Or when Kozlowski would be frustrated with his work or tired The Interviewer would make cocoa and ask him to tell him a story so he wouldn’t think about his work. Or when they were away from each other Kozlowski would write his stories in letters and send them to The Interviewer. (And now I really hard try not to think how now The Interviewer misses Kozlowski and his stories and waits for some letter or even this stupid email or sms from him with his new story) The Interviewer listened to and knows thousands if not million stories and such big part of them were told by Kozlowski.
Okay, hold on, I was thinking about The Amelia Project and The Interviewer and Kozlowski. You know how The Interviewer says “There’s always time for a story” and how he loves listening to stories and how he wanted to collect them all. And how Kozlowski has multiple stories with phoenix he tells people and how he creates different stories about his past and how he clearly loves telling people all his stories. So now I can only think that Kozlowski would create new story so The Interviewer could listen to it on quiet evening. Or during days and weeks without new clients Kozlowski would spent whole days in The Interviewer office telling him long and detailed stories so The Interviewer wouldn’t be bored. Or The Interviewer would go to Kozlowski’s basement when feeling sad or bored and Kozlowski would create stories about project he was working on at the moment. Or when Kozlowski would be frustrated with his work or tired The Interviewer would make cocoa and ask him to tell him a story so he wouldn’t think about his work. Or when they were away from each other Kozlowski would write his stories in letters and send them to The Interviewer. (And now I really hard try not to think how now The Interviewer misses Kozlowski and his stories and waits for some letter or even this stupid email or sms from him with his new story) The Interviewer listened to and knows thousands if not million stories and such big part of them were told by Kozlowski.
It's been two weeks and I'm still not over Kozlowski calling him Arthur.
Season 5 let’s go!
Season 5 let’s go!
SO THEY FAKE DEATHS RIGHT? HE COLLECTS THE CLIENTS STORIES, DRINKS COPIUS AMOUNTS OF COCOA, IS ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE, CALLS THE INTERNET THE "GOOGLY", DRIVES HIS COWORKER CRAZY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T READ THE BRIEF BEFORE HAND, HATES BEING BORED, IS IN LOVE WITH ALVINA
SO THEY FAKE DEATHS RIGHT? HE COLLECTS THE CLIENTS STORIES, DRINKS COPIUS AMOUNTS OF COCOA, IS ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE, CALLS THE INTERNET THE "GOOGLY", DRIVES HIS COWORKER CRAZY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T READ THE BRIEF BEFORE HAND, HATES BEING BORED, IS IN LOVE WITH ALVINA
Day 5 - no prompt Is it an alternative universe? Is it a different planet? Perhaps a dream sequence? We'll never know.
my heart dude
🏠Day four: how it started vs how it’s going (alt prompt) 🏠
Day 4 - no prompt
I finally have an excuse to post this little thing i painted on my window last year.
Day 3 - Paris - City of love
This was probably the longest time I've spent on a piece, and I've never in my miserable life has ever drawn people from side profile so pls dont kill me.
🎞🍿Day three: movie night (alt prompt)🍿🎞
Day 2 - Opposite Day (alternative prompt)
@cocoa-collabs
starting this week with a really fun prompt!!
@cocoa-collabs
♣️♥️Day one: through the looking glass♦️♠️
Day 1 - Through the /mistranslated/ looking glass
Apparently google translate has betrayed me, and “looking glass” doesn’t even mean “mirror”. Well shucks, I’ll post it anyway.
@cocoa-collabs
Cocoa Collabs 2022 announcement tomorrow!
Alvina: No.
Interviewer: (CONFUSED) No?
Alvina: No.
looking forward to more kozlowski and alvina content in the future, i like the idea that they’re friends 🥺
Hey lemme be an asshole and selfpromote my playlist made based off of The Interviewer!
I’ve been getting back into the habit of making character playlists for funsies and figured I might as well share one!
I’d love to know if yall have thoughts on any of the songs or suggestions for ones I could potentially add 👉👈
Track list under the cut in no particular order
1. 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
2. Stupid by Brendan Maclean
3. Resentment by Mari Diaz
4. Are You Satisfied? by MARINA
5. Dead Girls by Penelope Scott
6. Easier by The Crane Wives
7. Faking My Own Death by Allison Ponthier
8. Run For Your Money by the Greeting Committee
9. Don’t Be so Hard on Yourself by Alex Lahey
10. Told You So by Paramore
11. King of Anything by Sara Bareilles
12. Grand Romantic Life by Mom Rock
13. Ain’t it Fun by Paramore
14. Goodbye Mr A by The Hoosiers
15. She’s a Gun by The Greeting Committee
reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows
So from what I can tell, the big conflict of season 4 of the Amelia Project is that the Interviewer’s cocoa keeps getting ruined (clearly this is quite the escalation, you can’t take away a man’s cocoa!)