Painted-willows - 🪶 Winnie 🪶

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

summer: *ends*

me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

~ • Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars •~

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying