The Cha Cha Slide In Full Metal Armor

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

Some past works

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion