Tumblr Is Insane. That Story Should Not Become Non-fiction, EVER.

WHAT

What's an agent of fungus????

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

BE FREE!!!

Understood. I will not push you to do anything you do not wish to, friend.

Hello, Riggy-bot. I believe it would be in your best interest to go back to Earth, if possible. The clone of Riggy has passed, and I'm sure they miss you. Getting to a satellite should be possible, if you have boosters.

Also, I'm interested in seeing your code. Mind if I take a look?

I have been in space for what I feel like has been a much longer time than the week spent on the earth.

I'd like to stay in space. It's nice up here.

Also, I'm afraid you don't have the clearance to look at my code, I couldn't let you even if I wanted too.

Best friends :D

Oh... I'm sorry Hexxie... some people aren't cut out to be parents. You deserve better.

dad's not doing so hot right now so I'll ask you guys!! so what's a condom?

You ok?

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Me who didn't go to sex ed:

fun fact

So, random thing. I used to do ballet. I only stopped because COVID happened. The thing is, there were only girls. Girls of various ages. Mostly teens and pre-teens. I'm not sure why there weren't any boys. I still enjoyed it though.

Is it weird that I don't like mint? :(