The Battle Of The Bobs

ADD UP MY LOVEE!!!! thank you clairo for this new album i love you.

I. Love. Women’s. Basketball. Players. So. Much.

Screaming growling all of the above Libbie devours every fucking time oh my days

gotta love my edits

u gay girlys are SLEEPING on my wife… also im gonna start writing for her, so send in requests!!!!!

i hate her- BECAUSW WTF

i’m hard and a woman how does that work

one thing about her, she’s gonna get a check!!

just some lil paige flicks now that im out the hospital finally😫😫

This book I’m dead

TELL THESE WHITE WOMEN TO LEAVE ME ALONE

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.