Tips For Beings Who Identify As A Spotted Hyena!!

Tips for beings who identify as a spotted hyena!!

H3y there!! In thiz post, I will give my fellow spotted hyenas sum tips to let you know the majority of hyena characteristics ^3^

I'm sorry if it's not too much because finding these infoz are rlly hard :[ so please enjoy!!

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- Although they're 50%-90% hunters, they sometimes would scavenge for any food. If you're okay with it, try to expand your taste in food and beverage!!

- Laugh in that "nyehehehe" or do a medium howl!! Release your true nature with a vocal :]

- Expand your knowledge!! Doesn't always have to be math, you could be smart in any form of subject/media/facts, or even animalistic smart (mindset, communication, etc).

- Eat crunchy chips/crisps!! These help you feel like having a sharp set of fangs and easily tear things. You could also consume the good 'ol red fresh meat (better be cooked or you'll be COOKED (haha get it cuz youre cooked nyeheh))

- To mimic most of their personality, you could be (range-ly) aggresive and wild, but be respectful.

- If you are okay with having shoulder-length hair, you can make it semi-layered to represent the short mane on your neck!! Hyenas hve one and sometimes they may get poofy in winter/cold spaces :3

- The common mask, quads and all that!! You can do these to express yourself more and you have a self-image of yourself!!

Reminder: These are just general tips for those who want it! You are not a "fake" spotted hyena even if you don't do any of these. What is your identity is up to you. So, if you see yourself as a spotted hyena, then you are one!!

- (BONUS) Body parts: Rounded ears, medium snout, brown and pale; gradient-colored; spotted-patterned fur, powerful jaws, longer front legs, non-retractable claws.

What a long post TwT