ADHD HAVERS!!! I HAVE COME TO REMIND YOU TO DO THAT THING. If you already know but are struggling to find motivation, I AM SENDING YOU ON AN EPIC WIZARD QUEST TO DO THAT THING, IT MAY BE PERILOUS AND YOU MAY HAVE TO PUT IN SOME EFFORT, BUT AT THE END OF THE JOURNEY YOU WILL FIND THE GRAND TREASURE OF “HAVING THAT THING DONE”, SO SAYETH GLINGORN THE GRAND WIZARD OF SCRUMHAVEN!!!!
*AWESOME FUCKING WIZARD NOISES*
my friend was walking home and this kid came up to her and said “you have a vagina, retard” and walked off and he couldn’t have been older than like 11 and we couldn’t stop laughing abt it just thought i’d share
Boku no Hero Academia || Hitoshi Shinsou Episode 144
fotd: gay people real
idk i can’t think of one for today, also sorry i keep missing them lmao
GO
Please please I’ll come back if this works
i didn’t screenshot it but i got [insert character] needs a hug :(
um
some aces are virgins
some aces love sex
some aces have sexual trauma
some aces don't want sex
some aces masturbate
some aces are teenagers
some aces are in their seventies
some aces dress modestly
some aces wear skimpy clothes
some aces only date aces
some aces don't want romance
and we're all valid : )
Sally names Percy for the happy ending she hopes he’ll get. she spends hours researching demigods and their ends. Heracles, poisoned and given immortality as a leash. Bellerophon, revered for his deeds and killed for his hubris. Achilles, feared by all yet slain in battle. none of those would be her boy. She names him Perseus, for his successes and his long life, and she hopes it will help protect him, this name.
Percy is thirteen, recently returned from his first week at Camp, when Sally calls him by his full name. what had caused it, she can't remember. all she can remember is her strict, "Perseus Jackson––" and her son's poorly hidden, full-bodied flinch.
Sally knew––gods, she knew––that he would face hardships. she knew he would have to learn to fight, to protect himself, to kill––but that knowledge hadn't been enough to dim her hope. it was that flinch, that fear that he'd quickly cleared from his eyes at hearing his own name, that started to eat away at her hope like rot.