Quick Late-night Thingy.

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

In addition, a bunch of sketches in varying degrees of freshness with the Madoka OCs. Unfortunately, I don't have the opportunity to re-photograph some of them, but I tried to edit it more or less.

Actually, all of this wasn't planned for posting, I was persuaded, so there are a lot of mistakes here, but dang it.

Probably, since I'm throwing it in, I should say a few words about who they are. I won't go into Madoka's lore here, but there are some spoilers.

The first girl, Jakki, sold her soul to talk to someone. In general, it isn't surprising, having been born as part of a sect that worships Kyubey, she spent her entire childhood memorizing mantras that the pleasures of ordinary people are not for her rank, and in general she cannot enjoy life, and communicate with people outside the sect either, because she lives only in order to die one fine day for the greater good. She made a contract, but didn't endured this for a long time, realized that she did not want to die for the sake of energy economics and turned into a witch. Now Jakki is convinced that she is in her own personal Hell and deserves all her torment.

The second girl, Kimiko, also doesn't have the best relationship with the Incubators. She made a contract back in the days when samurai were relevant, but has not yet turned because her wish included the inability to harm people, which means that becoming a witch is impossible for her. Instead, she turns into a doppel, and this cleans her.

Kimiko is a girl with very weak magical potential, who compensates for this by not shying away from using brute physical force, wearing armor and devoting all her time to improving her skills and finding new ways to use her abilities. Over the years, she has become skilled at killing witches and has become a problem for Kyubey, since she cleaned out important members of their energy pyramid too quickly. Now they periodically persuade other girls to try to hunt her.

The hood lady - Tsukimi, is just one of these hunters. She's not very good at long-range combat, but is excellent at tracking and spying. A fairly short time after concluding her contract, she decided to simply rob other girls rather than go into battle herself, and by doing so she not only takes away precious resources, but also brings the loss of faith in others closer, so PG&E Corporation really likes her. Unfortunately, they didn't expect that Kimiko would be able to buy Tsukimi over to her side.

(Last pic text: Catholic guilt, internalized homophobia, abandonment issues, escapism.)

Blep.

[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch

IDK

One commission slot, I will draw you halfbody for only $5! Sketch with graphite or colored pencils on paper, I can make a scan. I will do it within one or two days. Examples below, DM me.

They're ugly.

I reeeeealy feel like Hunter should find Eda's dad now and learn how to create palismans, because that'll be the most opposite thing to his servese as Golden Guard. Besides, Caleb made Belos's first mask and probably keep carve on wood, so why can't Hunter bring those skills back to live?

And there's also fan theory about Caleb being married whith Clawthorne, and even crave Flapjack.... You know....

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*