man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
TEN: We’re making a habit of this. MARTHA: Yeah. And you’d think it’d get easier.
there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it
Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position
gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.
Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours