Drag Me Down In My Ass...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

If I am extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me or I can’t handle your shit. Have fun figuring out which.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 50 SHADES OF GRAY OR AMERICAN SNIPER AND HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DOING SO, REBLOG THIS

I’m following all of you

Reblog this if it's totally 100% okay to tag you in posts.

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A chair.