Always Forgive Your Enemies; Nothing Annoys Them So Much.

Everyone needs John Cena in a tutu on their blog.

Trans men are men.

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Shout out to all the bi/pansexual people who get harassed and erased on tumblr because in straight relationships

Shout out to all the asexual heteromantic people who get told that they’re not really part of the lgbtq+ community

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE QUEER PEOPLE WHOSE SEXUALITIES AND ROMANTIC ORIENTATION GET ERASED OR INVALIDATED BY THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY BECAUSE THEY ARE IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS YOU ARE GREAT AND DON’T LET ANYBODY LET YOU DOWN, YOU ARE ALL CUTE PASTEL DRAGONS AND I’LL LOVE AND DEFEND ALL OF YOU

YOUR SEXUALITY AND FEELINGS ARE STILL VALID

Reblog This If You Think Boys Can Wear Dresses

My mom just told me that because I’m a boy, I can’t wear dresses. Like, sometimes I just wanna dress up all fancy in a dress and be a bomb-smashin booty-rockin drop dead diva, okay? She wants me to get rid of my dresses because I’m a boy, but I wanna prove a point to her.

why cant more people realize this?

Things that should exist:

~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism

A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your ass, and usually full of sh…it.