Stanford Pines And His Brother Stanley

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Javier Escuella HC's (SFW)

A/N: This has bonus modern!au hc's at the end!

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ Personality:

Starting this off with a fun fact: most outlaws/cowboys in the Wild West Era were closeted queer people/POC/etc. Because of this, I feel like ALMOST everyone in camp would be accepting of gay people/disabled people/etc. It's my PERSONAL hc/belief. This does NOT mean you have to agree with it xx

Because of his past in Mexico as a revolutionary, he has a very strong sense of justice.

He stands by his morals/beliefs firmly. This will lead to him getting into arguments/debates with camp members (Micah/Bill mainly) quite often.

Despite English not being his first language, he is very well spoken and eloquent when he speaks it.

If someone does him a favor, he's the type of person to feel indebted to that person. It doesn't matter if they say "no worries" or "don't worry about it". He will worry about it. He WILL repay you.

BUT! At the same time...he doesn't like it when people do favors for him. He grew up very independent and isn't used to things like that. And, especially being an outlaw, he's always suspicious of charitable acts.

He doesn't have anger issues, but when he gets angry...he gets ANGRY.

Just because he's an outlaw doesn't mean he can't take care of himself. He bathes every other day (when possible). Whether he goes into a town to bathe, whether it's simply in a river, he WILL bathe as often as possible. He hates feeling dirty.

When he gets frustrated he'll start cursing/rambling in Spanish.

In my opinion, he's a huge supporter of activism (though, I feel like most of the camp members are).

He's super romantic, but can also be distant at times. Don't blame him, though. He tries his best. He's just scared/nervous.

Even though he doesn't sound harmless, he is VERY dangerous. He isn't a stranger to killing someone.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Hobbies:

Obviously, one of his favorite hobbies is fishing. He journals/documents every type of fish he finds and then compares his findings to a fishing book he has.

Makes his own fishing lures/hooks/bait.

Secretly stargazes when he has guard duty at night. Sometimes he'll get so focused on the sky that he loses balance and falls back on the ground.

Yes, he can speak English pretty well, but that doesn't mean he's completely fluent in it. So, he practices pronunciation of some words every now and then. Not really a hobby, but still something he does in his free time.

Reads penny dreadfuls every once in a while. Usually it's right before he's about to go to bed.

Singing/playing guitar is another one of his favorite hobbies. Especially in his native tongue. It reminds him of home and comforts him. Since he knows it's dangerous for him to go back, at least he can keep a part of his home with him.

He absolutely loves playing Five Finger Fillet. And he's an absolute GOD at it. His hand moves so fast that it's mind boggling.

If he's in a relationship with you/interested in you...he'll show off his skills to try and impress you...

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random:

He reminds me of a coyote a lot. His mannerisms/facial structure/etc. Am I the only one? Anyways, they are his favorite animal. Whenever he sees one in the wild, he stops whatever he's doing and just stares at it. Mesmerized.

Loves the smell of the fresh air in the morning/firewood/oranges/and vanilla.

He won't really admit it, but he loves bugs. Sometimes, a camp member will catch him looking through the grass/bushes/dirt for them. He documents them just like he documents fish.

He loves moths/praying mantises a lot. His favorites are the Rosy Maple Moth and Orchid Mantis.

The reason he loves moths/mantises/bugs so much is because he didn't see as many in Mexico. They fascinate him.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Things He'd Say/Do:

(Finds a ladybug on branch of a tree) "¡Oye! These are good luck, aren't they?"

(Robbing a stagecoach with some other members of the gang.) "Easy there, chico rico. Give us all you've got—yeah?—and you get to live. Sounds like a pretty good deal, eh?"

(Reeling in a very large fish) "¡Mierda! Fucker's got some fight in him!"

(Micah has pissed off Javier by calling him a slur (no one is surprised)) "¿Con quién carajo te crees que estás hablando? ¿Eh? ¡Te destriparé como a un pez y te daré de comer a Caín! ¡Maldito cabrón! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Ratita sucia!"

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Modern!AU HC's:

He'd DEFINITELY be a metal head with some punk thrown in there.

Dyed his bangs red once.

Also dyed deep purple streaks into his hair as well. He really liked them and does it again every once in a while.

Works as a commercial fisherman and sells his catch at farmers markets sometimes.

Huge gamer. Specifically, he's obsessed with survival horror games. He would have an entire gaming PC set up.

The type of guy to bully kids in COD lobbies but then IMMEDIATELY say "Sorry. I know you're like a fetus or something."

Smokes cigarettes, but is also a huge pothead. This man is an entire Sublime album.

I fully believe he would have snake bite piercings (with rings instead of studs). He'd also have a right eyebrow piercing and both of his ears pierced.

He got a Halo Of The Sun tattoo on his chest when he was really drunk, but he absolutely loves it. He doesn't regret it at all. (It's a little smaller than the size of his palm)

mollyposting

Buying you time

Mom and son

john is ugly

Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

I'm gonna say this... Anton Ivanov from ZZZ Zenless Zone Zero is underrated. For each 20 post of Lycaon and/or Billy the Kids there's One for Anton, and whenever he's there it's just a group photo with the rest of Belobog Indistries.

Don't you sleep on my man.

Give my love to him and Ben Bigger.

Men will say "hear me out" and show you a pretty woman and women (and homosexuals too) will say "hear me out" and show you this shit

just giggling kicking my feet in the air thinking about a serial killer and a priest kissing