Sweden: What the fuck did you say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids in 'l-Q'd', and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm th top sniper in the entire 'S armed forces. You are nothing to me but jist another target. I will wipe you the fuck it with precision the likes of whkch has never been seen before in this earth, mark mu fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the 'S' and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal if the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ahit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tounge. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
Please tell me any mistakes or what I missed.
Now... Its 3am imma sleep
Sweden: Wh't th' f'ck d'd y' j'st f'ck'ng s'y 'b't m', y' l'ttl' b'tch? ''ll h'v' y' kn'w ' gr'd't'd t'p 'f m' cl'ss 'n th' N'vy S'ls, 'nd ''v' b'n 'nv'lv'd 'n n'm'r's s'cr't r'ds 'n 'l-Q'd', 'nd ' h'v' 'v'r 300 c'nf'rm'd k'lls. ' 'm tr'n'd 'n g'r'll' w'rf'r' 'nd ''m th t'p sn'p'r 'n th' 'nt'r' 'S 'rm'd f'rc's. Y' 'r' n'th'ng t' m' b't j'st 'n'th'r t'rg't. ' w'll w'p' y' th' f'ck 't w'th pr'c's'n th l'k's 'f wh'ch h's n'v'r b'n s'n b'f'r' 'n th's 'rth, m'rk m' f'ck'ng w'rds. Y' th'nk y' c'n g't 'w'y w'th s'y'ng th't sh't t' m' 'v'r th' 'nt'rn't? Th'nk 'g'n, f'ck'r. 's w' sp'k ' 'm c'nt'ct'ng m' s'cr't n'tw'rk 'f sp's 'cr'ss th' 'S' 'nd y'r 'P 's b'ng tr'c'd r'ght n'w s' y' b'tt'r pr'p'r' f'r th' st'rm, m'gg't. Th' st'rm th't w'p's 't th' p'th't'c l'ttl' th'ng y' c'll y'r l'f'. Y''r' f'ck'ng d'd, k'd. ' c'n b' 'nywh'r', 'nyt'm', 'nd ' c'n k'll y' 'n 'v'r s'v'n h'ndr'd w'ys, 'nd th't's j'st w'th m' b'r' h'nds. N't 'nly 'm ' 'xt'ns'v'ly tr'n'd 'n 'n'rm'd c'mb't, b't ' h'v' 'cc'ss t' th' 'nt'r' 'rs'n'l 'f th' 'n't'd St't's M'r'n' C'rps 'nd ' w'll 's' 't t' 'ts f'll 'xt'nt t' w'p' y'r m's'r'bl' 'ss 'ff th' f'c' 'f th' c'nt'n'nt, y' l'ttl' sh't. 'f 'nly y' c'ld h've kn'wn wh't 'nh'ly r'tr'b't'n y'r l'ttl' "cl'v'r" c'mm'nt w's 'b't t' br'ng d'wn 'p'n y', m'yb' y' w'ld h've h'ld y'r f'ck'ng t'ng'. B't y' c'ldn't, y' d'dn't, 'nd n'w y''r' p'y'ng th' pr'c', y' g'dd'mn 'd't. ' w'll sh't f'ry 'll 'v'r y' 'nd y' w'll dr'wn 'n 't. Y''r' f'ck'ng d'd, k'dd'.
Me: I got an A+ on my Spanish tests like you wanted.
Parent: Really? Why didn't you get an A+ on you Math tests?
Me: I got an A+ on my English project!
Parent: oh yeah? Well why can’t you get an A+ on your Spanish tests?
Beautiful
All credit go to the AMAZING @amooki
food is the most important thing of Chinese (╯3╰)
Watch the video till the very end please (the end is when the explosion goes off.)
I live in Lebanon and the fiercest explosion went off in the midst of Beirut today, killing off an ungodly amount of human beings (more and more people are dying as I write this) and injuring up to 5000 people whose cases are immensely critical. Today,, at approximately 6 pm, hospitals were completely torn to shreds, people have been buried underneath fallen buildings, fires have been ignited almost everywhere, blood staining the streets in an excruciating manner, in addition to people that flew and fell to the sea due to the impact of the explosion. And it is certainly worth mentioning the millions upon millions' worth of damages what with buildings and cars and stores. Plenty of people are missing, it's an overall mess that is quite frankly very traumatizing.
What Lebanese people have been undergoing in recent times:
Lebanon has been going through a major economical decline that grows worse and worse by the day. The prices have heightened and the salaries remain the same, scarcely anyone has the capacity of affording basic needs anymore. There has been an unfolding revolution the past year, and the lebanese society has been protesting against the humiliation thrust upon our lives due to our miserable excuse for a government, and though the streets bled with thrashing, screaming citizens fighting for their utmost basic human rights, that caused mere to no change in the way things go around here, in fact, it only made it worse. We're being provided with, metaphorically, a droplet's worth of water and nearly no electricity, a pregnant woman has even passed away recently due to a heat stroke (as there were no means of cooling off)
What caused the setting off of this explosion?
The ignorance, heartlessness, and overall brutality of the government and the people in control.
A critical amount of chemicals (2700 tons of ammonium and other nitrates) were left inside a ship along the port of Beirut, and though the people in charge of this transaction were warned that heat and perspiration have the capability of destroying the whole of Lebanon in ode to a massive explosion, they refused to do anything about it and left the chemicals in there for years on end.
Up until, surprise surprise, the explosion went off and devestated Lebanon almost entirely.
I don't have much followers, and I know that this post isn't going to magically heal what is unfolding in this, priorly gorgeous, magnificent country, but I truly hope with all my heart that you find it within yours to spread awareness on this topic so that it would be more widespread,, so that Lebanon gets the aiding it deserves and the people from outer places slap the 'big bosses' awake, or at least pressure them into resigning, whatever it takes to make this place sufferable, tolerable, somewhere you can picture yourself residing in.
Lebanon is a place of infinite traditions, diversity, creativity, joy, and love. Most of the people here are open-hearted and wholesome. We all deserve far better.
My heart aches for the people that have passed away today, and I shall pray for the ones stuck in hellish suffering.
This is important.
Then meeting parents who haven't almost signed divorce papers is like us stopping global warming
gen z culture is when meeting a kid with parents that are still together is just like meeting a unicorn
ME: *is trying to learn a target language*
The language: *vocabulary*
Me:
me: *is trying to learn another language*
the language: *grammar*
me, trying to hide my struggle: *closes notes book* nope.
Remember when watching this video to watch three or more between each replay and THEN watching it again. I think this is why it was removed before because I had saved the link and when I clicked it, it was removed.
a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity
brooklyn bail fund
minnesota freedom fund
atlanta action network
columbus freedom fund
louisville community bail fund
chicago bond
black visions collective
richmond community bail fund
the bail project inc
nw com bail fund
philadelphia bail fund
the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme
george floyd’s family gofundme
blacklivesmatter.com
reclaim the block
aclu
turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether you’re listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.
youtube will donate to blm for you.
Rip Riot Ribs. You were so good to us.
(July 27, 2020)
Hades 2 early access time! WOOOO!
I started drawing this just after the technical test live stream and crossed my fingers what I wrote matched lore wise. Cool thing I figured out while coloring is that Melinoe's hair is the same color as her mom's. Like same hex code. Which is sweet.
I dunno if Hypnos is actually just sleeping til' this all blows over or if he's trapped in a coma or if he's doing some heavy lifting in the dream realm, but I miss his commentary on my stupid deaths.
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
Cops murdered a black girl in Toronto this week too but Canadians are too up their own asses about how we’re “Not the racist ones! That’s only America! We’re the nice ones :)” to acknowledge it or do anything about it