@featherisafox @fandomiseverything This is beautiful. Imma use that last one for so many things now.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
ravenclaw: NERDS
hufflepuff: tiny gay babies
gryffindor: will fight anything
slytherin: sells you out for a donut
- Anonymous (x)
Tom: (sees Mclaren) Oh my gosh Jordan you fucking sexual man!
Tom: Can I have your baby?
Jordan: Um if you want...
Tom: Can I have your baby?
Jordan: I know a lot of...
Tom: Dude we've already been shipped. We've already been shipped!
Jordan: A lot of people on tumblr would love that.
Tom: Yeah, can we have babies then? (Jordan: ye, yeah) Can I have your babies (Jordan: yeah) and can this (points at Mclaren) be my, be my present to be your husband? (Jordan grins and nods: yeah)
Miniladd: Can I be in the background to make weird faces again?
Tom: God you shit! (I think? I didn't hear it well)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SOON-TO-BE-FAKE NAME!!!! You're welcome. The actual answer was two pedos..... I'm a terrible person. @fandomiseverything See what you did to me? Jk.
No, that's not it. Here it is: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? XD
Nicole Ann Kramer is this you?Answer: none.
@featherisafox @fandomiseverything should I? In a video anyway.
If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
I'm always on Tumblr. I'm just never posting.
Olivia, why are you stalking my profile?
Seriously, what the hell dude?
you wanna know what my problem with supernatural is?
i feel broken and powerless, like energy is suck right out of me and i watch supernatrual
i feel sad, super sad and i watch supernatural
i feel bored and i watch supernatural
i feel lost and i watch supernatural
i feel any kind of bad and i just watch supernatural
and those little sons of bitches show up and i feel better
i feel lost and i watch supernatural
and redheads find me
i feel alone
and angels are watching over me
i don’t understand and i watch supernatural
and a prophet explains
i don’t know what to do and i watch supernatural
and demons help me out
It’s home, you know
it’s where i feel safe
it’s where my family is
and if i can say that without having Internet friends it must mean something.
this is home and it’s hard to find something like this. so i’m not letting it go
Guess where I'm sorry and I apologize dont mean the same thing
Hmmm, I wonder... America?