Mischaracterization In Fics Is Annoying And Can Sometimes Make Me Be Like “he Would Not Say That”

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

u can count on me to do the wrong thing

we have to stay together for the sake of our podcast that is bad and we are not even doing

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

groovin

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