This Is How It Went Canonically

mah. ma theres a weird fuckin cat outside

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else

for you and your warped reflection

Hey there! Welcome to Indigo Park! My name's Rambley - Rambley the Raccoon!

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

south park milfs moms!!

need the medici family to be reincarnated with my exact taste in fanfiction so I can join their guild and never have to worry about anything except being smelly arguing with popes and never leaving the house

sorry I can't go I have self sabotage tonight