This Is How It Went Canonically

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

I haven’t seen the fnaf movie yet

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

how to develop oc

give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion

ask yourself why

think about it too much

congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

Having a boyfriend is literally free

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

sorry I can't go I have self sabotage tonight

FISHH!!! :3