Cw // Possible Eyestrain

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"So, former captain Curly, is it true you crashed your ship in a fit of insanity?"

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my sim calling Blake just to say this. yeah buddy.. I bet

I dedicated a day for a Danny episode bc I started to feel really bad about how stressed he is 😭 I took him to mourningvale cuz I was kinda hoping Grim would threaten to reap his soul but instead this fucking tree started talking to him. also he took up guitar bc #m has infected me with band au brainworms. Danny in an emo band 🫠🫠

Angelo came over a few days ago and Blake literally. looked at him. AND NOAH THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING CHEATING so now their relationship is strained and Noah is miserable all the time LMAOOOO 🖕🖕🖕 He's been pinwheeling between crying, yelling at everyone, and getting extremely tense and jealous when Blake's not around 💀💀 their romance meter is still full but their friendship has been tanking so essentially they're hate-fucking now 💗 things are getting canon 💗

plus it was new years eve! so since Noah is mr. celebrity I had him host a house party with the neighbors (sunshu + me and gaby since they haven't met Matt & co yet 🫢) and some of his friends from work. Angelo brought a gift?? randomly?

Danny was immediately attracted to Gaby which was weird but Noah was immediately attracted to ME which was WEIRDER.. stop showing me your muscles you have a boyfriend 😒😒 he literally kept me at the house for hours after the party was over and everyone else had left. and then my sim started jorking it unprompted . on Their couch .I was so disturbed FUCKING KEEP IT TOGETHERR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 talks to Noah for .1 second and immediately whips out dick like come on man 💔

one may notice that Noah's tattoos have changed and that's because I remembered that there's that new custom tattoo mechanic ! so now they're semi-accurate yayyy 🥰💗 (aka cobbled together from gallery creations and shoddily constructed via stencils since my old drawing tablet refused to cooperate)

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

haircut so bad it ruins you AND your bloodline permanently, it messes up your hair on an epigenetic level, 10 years later you have a son and he comes out with his shit all fucked up from the start

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

south park milfs moms!!