For Every Like Elon Musk Gets A Kick To The Balls, For Every Reblog Trump Gets Fucking Punched

You must be allergic to girls not

I'm lesbian actually 🫶, also I love the fact that you felt you had to ask me something AGAIN just cuz you're upset 🙂‍↕️ anygays byler4life 💙💛

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STOPPP IM TRYING TO STUDY *SOBB*

IM TWEAKING OUT

i saw someone on tiktok comment on a trend with byler saying: what if they never found will and mike was just imagining everything

AND BTW YOU DO KNOW THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RIGHT :SOBBB

so now i have the uncontrollable urge to just draw mike in this au

like, or make a fanfic

I HAD AN AU SIMILAR TO THIS WITH WILL HALLUCINATING MIKE BUT THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL

but here's what im thinking of in this au:

mike refusing to acknowledge el, distancing himself from the party, when he does return he talks mostly to himself (to will but ofc, will isn't there), mike refusing to know the truth (his memories are repressed), mike who figures everything out in a large flashback given to him by vecna. MIKE WHO CONFRONTS HIS FEELINGS FOR WILL IN THE RAIN FIGHT AS WILL IS JUST THE PERSONIFICATION OF HIS FEELINGS AND HES REALLY YELLING INSIDE HIS MIND

OR

there were never any stranger things (haha pun).

mike made up an elaborate fantasy to escape the fact his best friend died. mike who wants to believe there's someone who helped him get will back. mike who wants to believe there's some irrational explanation to why his friend was taken from him.

and at the end of everything we see mike standing alone. alone as he's been for the past 6 years.

I PRAYED TO BYLER AND I WON HIMMMMM

(He has blue and yellow 🫢🤭)

T E A S E R

Never ask a byler what happened on 25/12/24

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW DAWF

hello byler nation when were you guys gonna tell me that Micheal Jacob wheeler has a FUCKING GUITAR IN HIS ROOM??? AND ITS CANON???????? WHY WERE YOU WITH HOLDING THIS INFORMATION FROM ME IM GOING FERAL.

And eat!!

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

I wish I could make a byler theory, but I'm to fuckin' stupid

How long as this been going on? A week? A month? Is time even moving?! Are we forever trapped in the craze of false conformity??

They're coming

They're watching

They got my brother

Now they got me, too

They'll get you next

Rith

RITH

R I T H