I’m A Huge Sucker For Relationships Where It’s Neither Platonic, Romantic OR The Secret Third Option.

Imagine living life not knowing about the musical 'in trousers' like ?? Must suck fr.

Habitat 67 is clearly the most fuckable one, no this isnt because of my on going expo 67 special interest from 6th grade

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

Devils minion 🩸

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

The Hanged Man Rusts in a Nutshell:

Brian: Don’t be racist

Gawain: No

Brian: Your son is trans

Arthur: That’s literally impossible

Brian: Go sit on the chair that kills people

Galahad: I have literally been waiting for this my entire life