Orion-pax-romana - Greetings Dumbasses

Draco from Harry Potter and Winter from Wings of Fire have a similar vibe, idk why

swimming as a freshman is so fucking funny like

I've taken of 12 seconds from my 50 free over 3 meets and I'm still fugking lassttttt

The neurodivergents are gonna eat this one up

reblog + support your local library!  they’re really cool places and deserve more funding :)

got my vaccine today

unfortunately

vasovagal syncope :(

the real question is do the gay people in your phone lovegodcherishtheirfamilyhonortheircountryandserveintheircommunity?

turn to GOD. the gay people in your phone are NOT compassionatehelpfulhonestloyalperseverentpureresourcefulrespectfulresponsibleandreverent.

in my defense, you quit first

Bumblebee character sheet

Bee is the baby of the team, so he’s a few years younger than the rest of them, and in 9th grade.  He’s very sweet but incredibly loyal to his family and friends.  He’s Optimus’s little brother.  Raf is his cat.  He’s taking Spanish and gym/health to get them over with.  He became obsessed with bees a few years ago, and other endangered and threatened species as well, which is where the nickname “bumblebee” came from.  He has yellow hair with black streaks in it, and usually has either neutral-toned/green clothes or eye-scorchingly vibrant clothes, depending on his mood.  

Bee can’t talk but is fluent in ASL, and the rest of the team is as well.  No one knows why bee can’t talk, other than bee himself and the team, who won’t tell, but there are strange scars on his neck that are usually covered by a turtleneck or something similar.  

He has a small pollinator garden and gives the flowers/produce to his friends.

I’m bored so here’s humanformers Knockout

Physical description: like ratchet, never goes outside, so pale af skin.  Dyed red hair, but the natural color is brown and sometimes he forgets to re-dye his hair, so it grows out a lil.  Red leather jacket with shoulder-crinkle things (idk what its called, he just has like 6 shoulder spike things in the show and i wanted to do something with that) black jeans, platform boots, and a feather boa bc knockout and why not.

He’s in the same fuck ton of science classes as ratchet

He pretends to handle it well, but he is just good at not yawning on the days after cramming for tests.  In reality, he’s a hot mess.

He used to have glasses for the shit vision he acquired by staying up late reading as a kid.  Now he has red contacts bc vanity and i wanted to do something with the red eyes.

He’s also a theater kid bc duh, and he sings songs from musicals quietly to himself as he walks around.

"insufferably horny squids"

The Mario kart squid cum saga

ok so apparently TERFs believe that when we say something along the lines of "reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050" that we're actually serious.

anyway reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050