One time in 6th grade, I was in after school care (just all the kids whose parents work late hanging around in the back field with some adults watching them), and a couple of boys and one other girl and I were playing soccer, but the boys were being douches and kept picking up the ball and running away. I told the supervisor playing with us that I wanted to tackle them.
He said go for it.
Now, I understand that I wasn't exactly threatening with my orange braces, hipster glasses, and Hello Kitty lunch box, so he might have been joking, but I WAS given permission.
Long story short, I ripped one guys shirt, everyone of them got a few bruises, and they stopped stealing the ball.
Don't mess with a girl with two older brothers and three other older boy cousins.
I painted my face with someone else’s blood
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Who else said the word teeth immediately after reading this?
Teeth are required to say the word teeth.
Person A: *holds up leg* Feel my leg I shaved.
Person B: *gently stokes* holy shit
Person C: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This Is Not The Time.
i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965
I have such respect for this girl, you don't even understand
I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.
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